Alice stars in an almost Arrested Development

Whew! Another journal entry written on only 3 hours of sleep. Don't expect perfect writing. You shouldn't expect that from me anyway. Lower the expectations, darling. Less chance of disappointment.

As I've said before, the White Rabbit and I do not have normal dates. Never. Not one. We get together and all hell breaks loose.

Last night was our date night. I have to giggle because that sounds so cute. Date night! Hand holding while we watch the sun set. Naming stars after each other. Smoochie poopie widdle doodle.

Our idea of romance is deciding where he's going to cum on me.

Actually, the WR is quite the romantic. It's twisted romance that only a freak like me could appreciate. Like last night. Our date night was about him being in charge of my mind and my body.

I arrived at his place feeling prickly due to a bitchy mood. I walked in and WR seemed distracted. I was distracted. We were not connecting at all. We were like our old selves and the less we clicked, the more we both pulled away. We really have to watch that. We need to greet one another and connect. Even tho we are cool now, there will always be worries on both sides of that player VS player mentality.

I demanded that we shut up and fuck. He said no. Later. I said yes. Now. I got my way. Within moments we were in the same head space and clicking again. It doesn't hurt that we have mind altering sex. Maybe that's the solution. If we get pissy with each other, take off your damn pants and let's fuck the attitude away.

He told me to collect myself because we were going out. What? I thought we were staying in... but THAT is WR. He loves to plan elaborate surprises for me.

Phase 1 was planned to throw me off. We arrived at a bar and ordered drinks. A cute little tattooed blonde approached, smiling. My first thought was, "Oh shit. She knows me and I can't remember her... ack!" She introduced herself and sat down and smiled at WR. Oh? OH... OH! Did WR set up a THREESOME????

I wasn't sure what to think. At times it seemed like yes, we were going to take this girl home. And other times.. no... I was totally thrown off. Later WR said that was the point. He planned it that way. He set it up for that girl to be there, to hang with us, and for me to think the entire time it would end in a three way.

After chatting and flirting with her, WR told me to finish my drink, we were heading to our next destination. She blew me a kiss and he and he and I walked out. At this point I still didn't know what was happening but assumed, ok, so not a threesome??

I got into his car and he blindfolded me. He was in full White Rabbit mode. Totally in charge. Barking orders. Being a little meanie. I expected to hear the back door of his car open and for the cute blonde to hop in. Nope. Didn't happen. Hmm.. where was he taking me???

He was blasting Marilyn Manson and the song totally fit the moment. Did WR plan that, too? Wouldn't surprise me. We got to our destination and he commanded me to stay put. He'd help me out of the car. Good because I was in sky high heels and blindfolded. He took me by the hand and talked me through each step. We went up steps. I heard his head hit a wind chime. A wind chime? Yeah we weren't going to his place. Where were we??

I heard a door open and smelled that musty, closed up house smell. I heard laughter. He talked me up a flight of stairs. Once I reached the top he walked behind me and shoved me down hard onto the floor. Dirty hardwood. Yet I felt a breeze. I heard voices. More laughter. Were we going to be watched?? Were we at the cute blonde's place?

I felt him shoving his cock into my mouth and commanding me to suck him. The voices grew louder. I heard cars. Horns. As if we were outside. On a balcony??? I hesitated. What had he gotten me into?

WR sensed I was uncomfortable and removed my blindfold. I blinked and looked around.

The rest of this moment can't be told, my darlings. Let's just say we were somewhere we shouldn't have been. Let's just say there was some non vanilla action that occurred. WR then stopped the action and told me to get dressed, as we had another stop to make. His place? Nope. Ok... WHAT NOW?

Then we were surrounded by police.

That was not part of WR's plan.

Thankfully the story had a peaceful ending. We were questioned and let go. WR and I immediately ended the "Surprise the Sub Adventure." Where can you go from almost getting arrested?? We went back to his place and crawled into bed and held one another. We laughed. WHAT THE HELL??? ANd laughed some more. That is, until I discovered a freaky ass insect on his wall unlike any we had ever seen. Even WR's house bugs are over the top.

I got home at 3am and woke up Mari and told him the tale. He listened, wide eyed. He hugged me and said he was thankful he didn't have to bail his lovers out of jail. I told him we need him. We need him to keep us on planet earth. WR and I trouble.

I'd like to have a normal date with WR just to see if we can pull it off. Maybe a movie night. Popcorn. Cheap beer. But knowing us, we'd start the movie and a tornado would hit the house.